Surfing the internet the other day I came across a blog where the mother included the family motto. I can’t remember the whole motto, but I do remember it included the line “Creating a Family of Significance”. I wonder how one defines a family of significance? Would my family live up to her definition? Her blog was full of those sorts of posts where one can measure their success as a parent. Nine things you should never do for your kids, four things you must teach your kids, blah, blah. Well I have already found out I am lacking as a parent because I don’t make my teen do all his own laundry. I’m probably also lacking because my husband and I haven’t created a family motto yet. I can’t really think of anything lofty, perhaps “In all things love, with plenty of fun and good food along the journey”.
While wasting more time, I came across an odd post about a Roomba and some dog poop. You can use your imagination to figure out what happened next. Apparently the owners of the dog and the Roomba had autoprogrammed the Roomba to run in the middle of the night. I have to say I was a little suspicious of the post. I don’t have a Roomba, but if I did I’d almost surely trip on it going to the bathroom if it was running in the middle of the night. My own dog would wake up and get aggravated with the Roomba, thus waking up the rest of the household. A Roomba doesn’t look very big to handle dog hair. They seem rather expensive just to free you up from the physical annoyance of doing vacuuming the old-fashioned way. And if the Roomba doesn’t have the intelligence to avoid a pile of dog poop, it probably wouldn’t know to avoid whatever potential obstacles could be found on my son’s floor. Writing that sentence, I know that could spark a blog post for those perfect moms with family mottos. I still vacuum his room for him, and he still leaves the occasional set of earbuds on the floor.